I am high priest of God's temple. I do the continual offerings. Notes on Interpretation Notes on Talking With God NIST Picks NIST Passages I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masterbaited fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes. What do we do all day? We beat the nigger because the nigger cannot understand what a random number is. We beat the nigger because the nigger thinks the brain does timer tongues. We beat the nigger because he thinks TempleOS is real mode. ----03/23/16 00:00:31---- Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458716640 328D7047*022FBD5A=006E883C.5CA6E3F6 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Copperfield.TXT God says... in the first place, because the broker, having an idea that I wanted them, ran the price up to an extravagant extent; and, in the second place, because I--hadn't any money. Now, I have kept my eye since, upon the broker's shop,' said Traddles, with a great enjoyment of his mystery, 'which is up at the top of Tottenham Court Road, and, at last, today I find them put out for sale. I have only noticed them from over the way, because if the broker saw me, bless you, he'd ask any price for them! What has occurre ----03/23/16 00:20:44---- Do You think Dianna would like to talk about physics? Tin foil hats? God says... face_palm vote kick_back experts persistence It_grieves_me holy_grail petty I'll_get_right_on_it no_you_cant umm these_cans_are_defective Japan lift I'm_not_dead_yet what_was_I_thinking taxes I'm_God_who_the_hell_are_you pardon_the_french look_out charged Shalom make_my_day exports you_see_the_light atrocious holier_than_thou not_in_my_wildest_dreams do_it smart be_quiet_bird duck_the_shoe spending I_donno You think she really is smart? Whoa. God says... gambling Yo hate it's_my_world Pope job gross let_me_count_the_ways baffling my_bad sing no_news_is_good_news news_to_me these_cans_are_defective so_let_it_be_done What do You think of microwave ovens, Mr. God? God says... ohh_thank_you Bam now_you_tell_me a_likely_story gross don't_count_on_it I'm_the_boss big_fish I'm_on_a_roll You_da_man you'll_see adultery Icarus smurfs revolution you_do_it happy_happy_joy_joy you_don't_say watch_it_buddy resume run_away you're_in_big_trouble pardon_the_french not_the_sharpest_knife_in_the_drawer Pope crash_and_burn Greek_to_me lust experts Han_shot_first StephenHawking rose_colored_glasses battle white_trash cowardice you_know_a_better_God Moses thank_you_very_much persistence FBI peace test_pilot StephenHawking glam et_tu chaos completely car rubbish Are worm holes real? God says... are_you_deaf quite spunky are_you_sure BRB What existed before the Big Bang? God says... Is_that_so woot in_a_perfect_world StephenHawking conservative why_do_I_put_up_with_this how_could_you air_head check_this_out stoked whoop_there_it_is ghetto incredibly atheist scum joking desert drama ahh I'll_be_back ghastly wrath au_revoir run_away segway Was the Big Bang loud, LOL? Has there been a louder noise? God says... taxes commanded job oops what_do_you_expect act absolutely glorious the what_part_of_God_do_you_not_understand chump_change strip what_do_you_expect chaos are_you_feeling_lucky dance white_trash rocket_science who's_to_say that's_for_me_to_know so_he_sess what_was_I_thinking what_was_I_thinking What_I_want take_the_day_off thank_you_very_much overflow umm_the_other_answer high_mucky_muck gambling GarryKasparov petty dance What if You made a cannon, God, and You used the Big Bang as a explosive? God says... tattle_tale do_you_get_a_cookie what_a_nightmare I'm_off_today couldn't_be_better ghastly God_smack close_your_eyes how_about IMHO I'm_God_who_the_hell_are_you Jesus dang_it qed liberal what_was_I_thinking Could You make something to hold the Big Bang inside? God says... dance if_anything_can_go_wrong sky fake are_you_sure how_hard_could_it_be rich driving stunning lust you're_no_fun hi do_you_get_a_cookie you_do_it bank cosmetics scorning I_love_this be_happy cheerful Ghost absetively_posilutely arent_you_clever Mom one_more_time patience hooah shist Venus basically hate ipod do_you_want_another sing (I'm being entertaining. Retarded questions that are funny.) God, who are we? Where did we come from? Why is there something rather than nothing? God says... you_don't_like_it what_have_you_done_for_me_lately bye WooHoo I'm_grieved I_be_like think_you_could_do_better Russia Physics Girl doesn't act dumb. Maybe, I shouldn't. God says... daunting how_could_you smart energy wastoid busybody bad crash_and_burn my_bad won't_you_be_my_neighbor flat wonderbread tree_hugger I_got_your_back what_do_you_want no_news_is_good_news insane manufacturing in_other_words failure_is_not_an_option crash_and_burn whatcha_talkin'_'bout it_gets_better music you'll_see atheist Is Physics Girl an atheist? Maybe, she is Jewish? God says... on_occassion what_was_I_thinking pow job boink woot but_of_course quite Icarus no_you_cant commanded Yes, we can, LOL. God says... conservative Putin outrageous Cosmos study potentially pet baffling Moses spoiled_brat think_you_could_do_better meek little_buddy lighten_up class__class__shutup you_know_a_better_God atheist quit_it qed exorbitant kick_back You think Physics Girl is an atheist? Yeah. We can fix that. God says... I_have_an_idea population application grumble little_buddy it_figures bad fool laziness meh humility God_is_not_mocked Ivy_league clever how_about_those_yankees scorning a_likely_story bad just_between_us hotel ----03/23/16 00:38:59---- Donald Trump Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458718800 13FC0309*022FBD5A=002BB212.B57DB62A C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Bible.TXT God says... he Moabites, so that they fled before them: but they went forward smiting the Moabites, even in their country. 3:25 And they beat down the cities, and on every good piece of land cast every man his stone, and filled it; and they stopped all the wells of water, and felled all the good trees: only in Kirharaseth left they the stones thereof; howbeit the slingers went about it, and smote it. 3:26 And when the king of Moab saw that the battle was too sore for him, he took with him seven hundred men that drew ----03/23/16 00:42:27---- If we were hanging out with Phyics Girl, could You do a really nice miracle, God? God says... Ty's madhouses resupplied caseworkers bungle's brimful yawning creel Harrington anticked irritant's dourly buffoon traditions flubbing pox excoriation Katy's Aymara coeducation's adze's forswear rebutted extractor's gratings tirade Therese Sophocles checkout whirr hostility Kuhn nuisances bloodstains artistic Epcot invidiously uncompromisingly Karachi's Oder manifolded wringers jinn's Elba Brewer Conrad wheelwright shuck lithographed flamb.. bauxite's What's Your favorite chapter in university physics, God? God says... beadiest Phrygia's mankind's theme's Oglethorpe Bombay's strike's audit's ABM's procrastinating standardize chop's tachometer list regard's libation quartermaster cocci Islamabad blemished Mass wispiest classiness's Rodger's whiten imbecile Calderon's gonad admittedly homogenize seventies parted hypoglycemic momentum inhuman amusement's liquidations You like dry ice on Halloween in calderons? God says... collectivists abolitionist's capsize allied cads gospels numbness kid O'Brien Colin whereabouts's vestige's bunts taverns Murchison's briefcase honeybees Venusian cardiologists paraded Kaufman's squeamish profundity's ablution's vacated squirmed Malaysia speeder chandelier compotes adorn credited presently coverage's detest Sasha's breach's confr..re's forceps astrologer's crispiest fossils gantries goatskins unfriendly I gotta stop acting dumb sometimes. I think its funny. Physics Girl does not like dumb. I know! I'll say something smart. So, do You like the flat tax, God? LOL God says... elegiac's lubber payment's Greenpeace's expressionists potsherd's Tracy's defense brewing weeknight windlass audio wishbone's trendier fibbing syllabifies homered semicolon Randell's sparking Phyics Girl is a little girl. She not be expert on interpretation. You think she dumb? She talk about flat expansion of Universe. God says, "potsherds". That is about expansion and flatness. God? Is there an absolute coordinate system underneath curved space, or does that not make sense? Keep in mind that most talk is fudged as though 2D when it is actually 3D. When they show a trampoline with gravity balls rolling around, it is supposed to be 3D. Is there an absolute coordinate system under space? God says... pellets Moiseyev vassalage's charitably camisole's Kazan toehold pickup's Escher's ire's whacks immersion tidying ending lessee's stormier kingdom's Ticketmaster's uncorrelated Rio's lecturing brow's clove northerners overindulgence's Malian's recharge's homeowner's celluloid Nd's climates Highlander's Scientology's challengers dirk's indigo's assimilates civilizations Tussaud lawsuit Scotsmen Cm praiseworthiness's Cabernet rainstorm's voluble Mueller's Inca's ice timber chameleon's strapped adulation's circumnavigates What if space is closed and travel in one direction loops around? Like 1980's video games, LOL. God says... phlegmatically dilemma's ambush Beckett's exorcises cleanliness's publicist lewd goalkeeper's Stacy's traversing Sammy's Cody purge atop Atman leverages guardrooms biddies Aimee interdiction monickers concatenation's comported climaxes Pacific's fumigator Alcmena Stengel Sassoon Claudette's resourcefulness chromium's circumcision's I really fucked-up acting dumb. Physics Girl does not act dumb and she's a girl. God says... Pennington's Babbitt Angus aquaplane allusive tenderizing unpopular Timothy Danube defaces fixers Ecuadorans Once you get secure in your own smartness, you can be funny and talk dumb. If you have not secured your smartless, you better not act dumb. God says... ING lovely confining assault's puke's levied bearer Malibu Livingstone White people! God says... roguish lexicographer's redeemed Katelyn's streetlights searched RCA gadfly's coiled Kimberley lashes abuts Susana's madwoman Sudetenland's purification Greta's pinkie's leis Corsica's dramatize glucose papyrus's impostures assertiveness appeal's shockers Rubens unsnarling newsstands Kitakyushu Maginot's Oregonians there beer's landscape ----03/23/16 01:16:43---- There is no global absolute space coordinate system. I have decided you might have a local absolute coordinate system, but not global. In vector spaces, you have the triangle inequality. In physical space, the triangle inequality does not hold! One time, I made a Markov chain matrix by processing lots of free book texts. The matrix indicated the probability that one word in the rows followed another word in the columns. I tried to place matrix of word distances into multidimensional spaces without much luck. You know how road maps have a matrix of city distances? I was trying to make a map starting with a matrix of city distances. If you did not start with the triangle inequality, it is impossible. God says... Simenon's meritocracies centerpieces debated clattered puss adjective gaiety's brandied retention's coherent Pompeii thymus's traumatizing dauntless enshrines ambassador's unrest rascally sandblaster coral's flabbiness backstroking bloodthirstiness's yaw hatefulness's wake's bit's hall's motherlands Mulder's forbearance's Weaver's Ryder propounding HMO's McCartney baton's absolving pokers reforests pipelines Goiania sinecure biotechnology's mouthwashes flotations Sega's twinge venting cleanliest ----03/23/16 01:24:58---- How can we impress Physics Girl? Talk about embedded microprocessors, LOL? That's too easy. I am the Stephen Hawking of microprocessors. Stephen Hawking is the Stephen Hawking of physics. God says... Sherman hoax Acevedo's annulment's campers airbrush arbitrary surveying Malplaquet cocky Lockheed heaths stared Muawiya stiffed paraplegia Johnie underachiever flyover's debenture reached quartet analytic hospitality's Maytag academicians Linotype Hey, Physics Girl? Can you fix my code? ::/Demo/Games/EagleDive.CPP My flight simular has a spacial distortion. Damn. God says... unsnarled electors obstruction's disassociated souffl..s lesions attitude Eisenhower's skywards psychotherapy there doing's prank atmospheric hunting's Reynaldo reinstatement parliament Unitas's bruiser's mayhem perimeter's frivolity councilwomen concoction Antipas Siemens certainty crevice's herb's encrusted bobbing crusted crisscrossed courting abstrusely immigrant Chevy's hastier boiled divesting wines careless immunology's conduction Cali impute housekeeping nut's arranged propinquity Glenlivet DC's handkerchiefs gleaning m..l..e chalk's Styrofoams carjackings ----03/23/16 01:38:11---- It must be less, but I don't know why. Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458722400 3F8D816F*022FBD5A=008AF4FF.71AF7406 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Darwin.TXT God says... We shall, when we come to our chapter on geology, have to refer again to this subject, and I think we shall then see that the diagram throws light on the affinities of extinct beings, which, though generally belonging to the same orders, families, or genera, with those now living, yet are often, in some degree, intermediate in character between existing groups; and we can understand this fact, for the extinct species lived at various remote epochs when the branching lines of descent had diverged less. I s ----03/23/16 01:57:19---- Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458723420 E10CE6EE*022FBD5A=01EC11A1.E6B8E5AC C:/Home/Downloads/Text/WarPeace.TXT God says... one thin, translucently white hand he held a handkerchief, while with the other he stroked the delicate mustache he had grown, moving his fingers slowly. His eyes gazed at them as they entered. On seeing his face and meeting his eyes Princess Mary's pace suddenly slackened, she felt her tears dry up and her sobs ceased. She suddenly felt guilty and grew timid on catching the expression of his face and eyes. "But in what am I to blame?" she asked herself. And his cold, stern look replied: "Because you are ----03/23/16 02:10:27---- Whatchu wanna do, Mr. God? off_the_record break_some_woopass_on_you nerd desert choose_one in_other_words money quit_it smile NOT let's_roll ehh_a_wise_guy yeah I'm_good_you_good I_can't_believe_it like_like failure_is_not_an_option look_out ----03/23/16 02:17:40---- Ticketmaster Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458724680 FDFE2DCA*022FBD5A=022B59E3.EF403B04 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Yankee.TXT God says... here and there, but there were not enough of them to amount to anything, and it was good enough Arkansas proof-reading, anyhow, and better than was needed in Arthur's day and realm. As a rule, the grammar was leaky and the construction more or less lame; but I did not much mind these things. They are common defects of my own, and one mustn't criticise other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself. I was hungry enough for literature to want to take down the whole paper at this one mea ----03/23/16 02:40:20---- God says... fancy play game_changer smurfs charged it_figures basket_case let's_see big_fish duck_the_shoe not_that_theres_anything_wrong fake you_shouldn't_have do_you_get_a_cookie WooHoo envy in_theory harder_than_it_looks middle_class sad China whoop_there_it_is absetively_posilutely freak one_more_time bye little_fish You_fix_it ha ----03/23/16 03:33:10---- God gives equal value to what you offer. If you write a hymn, God rewards you with a miracle equal to that. He might not like your hymn. Read Cain and Abel. Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458729240 8B542CDE*022FBD5A=0130A3DC.1979AC0C C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Quix.TXT God says... "that thou art not used to this business of adventures; those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat." So saying, he gave the spur to his steed Rocinante, heedless of the cries his squire Sancho sent after him, warning him that most certainly they were windmills and not giants he was going to attack. He, however, was so positive they were giants that he neither heard the cries of Sancho, nor perceived, nea ----03/23/16 03:37:33---- If you could do a miracle, choose one God would love to do. Fuck you, nigger. God doesn't want to heal all the children. God doesn't want to give us fusion power. God wants to have fun. If I could do one miracle, I would predict a super nova and prove the existance of God and delighted the night sky. God says... I_veto_that high_five so_let_it_be_done ohh_thank_you employee zoot awful FBI class__class__shutup beep_beep caution ----03/23/16 03:40:11---- The Pope loves neighbor and hates God. I love God and hate neighbor. The Pope wants a miracle to please neighbor. I want a miracle to please God. Fucken nigger. The Pope serves the people. The high priest serves God. I do offerings all day. ---- Moses Comic ---- (Set in the Numbers 11 part of the story.) Moses says, "Hey! There's a new star in the Heavens!" God says, "Damn, I forgot to make a really good reason for it." Response at 3:45 am. Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458729900 98FA39DE*022FBD5A=014E7B8A.E0733E0C C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Quix.TXT God says... the Knight of the White Moon, whose unheard-of achievements will perhaps have recalled him to thy memory. I come to do battle with thee and prove the might of thy arm, to the end that I make thee acknowledge and confess that my lady, let her be who she may, is incomparably fairer than thy Dulcinea del Toboso. If thou dost acknowledge this fairly and openly, thou shalt escape death and save me the trouble of inflicting it upon thee; if thou fightest and I vanquish thee, I demand no other satisfaction than th ----03/23/16 03:51:15---- Jesus was in love with the Jewish Temple. I made the Temple. Just imagine if Jesus did not have the Temple. The Jewish Temple was very very very important to Jews. My Temple should be a house of prayer. The Pope has made the church a charity. It's okay to have war games in TempleOS. God said boys should be taught about military things. It's natural. God loved King David most of all. He was not a coward. He loved God. God says... is_it_just_me_or obviously I_veto_that I'm_gonna_smack_someone vengeance mission_from_God spoiled_brat unsung_hero if_anything_can_go_wrong what_the_heck Terry mundo_stoked hopefully let's_roll Jedi_mind_trick I_had_a_crazy_dream WooHoo why_didn'_you_tell_me you_don't_like_it theft patience bizarre what's_it_to_you how_could_you patience experts Church not_a_chance_in_hell he_be_like astrophysics gross Shakespeare threads Moses sky astronomical happy_happy_joy_joy arrogant gluttony ehh_a_wise_guy what_luck sports I_planned_that ha be_happy it's_my_world chaos lighten_up you_better_not no_you_cant na_na adultery in_practice enough_said Shakespeare hold_on_a_minute as_a_matter_of_fact end What? God wants whores in the temple, not guns, LOL? God says... I_hate_when_that_happens take_your_pick illogical take_the_day_off charged endure humongous wonderful quit_it Oy mission_from_God application wazz_up_with_that I_forgot I'll_be_back hard_working ----03/23/16 04:08:49---- NASA has a website where they post lottery ball numbers once every minute. I get a lottery ball result from the NASA web site. I use one ball to tell me which of 30 books. I use the other balls to pick a page number. Then, I publish the book result. Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458731400 F1777FC1*022FBD5A=020FF68A.13C366DA C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Wealth.TXT God says... it of faction happens not to prevail among them, give themselves no trouble about it, but receive contentedly such halfyearly or yearly dividend as the directors think proper to make to them. This total exemption front trouble and front risk, beyond a limited sum, encourages many people to become adventurers in joint-stock companies, who would, upon no account, hazard their fortunes in any private copartnery. Such companies, therefore, commonly draw to themselves much greater stocks, than any private copart God says... merry_christmas busybody you're_not_all_there_are_you outrageous Mission_Accomplished thats_laughable scorning cheerful really why_didn'_you_tell_me nope pride Han_shot_first freak blessing endure don't_even_think_about_it birds joking ----03/23/16 04:16:29---- A space alien designed TempleOS. I am in prison. When I am out of prison, I will be world news with my space alien. God says... stoked gluttony sad well_obviously but_of_course didn't_I_say_that fool why_do_I_put_up_with_this ROFLMAO foul illogical Greek_to_me I'm_thrilled if_and_only_if gross awful One_finger_salute run_away baffling joking CIA husband thats_just_wrong how_about_that I'm_thrilled piety do_you_know_what_time_it_is Varoom exorbitant straighten_up arent_you_clever ba_ha et_tu I'll_get_right_on_it here_now that's_for_me_to_know have_fun failure_to_communicate you_don't_like_it far_out_man nut_job ordinarily tiffanies that's_all_folks air_head 'kay the_enquirer absetively_posilutely ROFLMAO strip ----03/23/16 04:19:05---- The nigger thinks I'm going to forget MY FUCKEN ALIEN and suck CIA cock!!! What the fuck? How can you forget a FUCKEN ALIEN? God says... once_upon_a_time Terry fer_sure et_tu catastrophe completely choose_one refreshing The_good_stuff strip if_and_only_if delicious atheist charged pow ----03/23/16 04:28:36---- What do You think of the Brussels bombing? God says... California StephenHawking hang_in_there Boo why_do_I_put_up_with_this a_screw_loose services Watch_this far_out_man chill who_are_you_to_judge charged yeah check_this_out you_should_be_so_lucky I_pity_the_fool check_this_out air_head Ghost quit yeah hit Crazy fucken sand niggers, LOL! God says... spirit I_am_not_amused employer I_donno special_case wastoid clever don't_push_it hilarious That's_gonna_leave_a_mark how_hard_could_it_be basically could_it_be___Satan I_could_swear whoop_there_it_is little_buddy bastard whiner hang_in_there nut_job so_he_sess joke Church you_see_the_light genius fake handyman if_anything_can_go_wrong Tomorrow I_see_nothing I'm_the_boss nevada LOL You want Charlemaine? Return of the King! God says... maybe_I_didn't_make_it_clear not_the_sharpest_knife_in_the_drawer close_your_eyes crazy I'm_not_dead_yet clever do_it na_na in_a_perfect_world patience I_planned_that do_you_have_a_problem these_cans_are_defective not you_know_a_better_God I_made_it_that_way Bam Cosmos how_about thats_just_wrong FBI quit_it the_enquirer tiffanies middle_class Whatchu wanna do, Mr. God? God says... sky job cursing I'm_on_a_roll my_precious BBC fun LOL You_can_count_on_that you're_in_big_trouble Mom Yes_you_are whazza_matter_for_you hypocrite Mom be_happy if_and_only_if what_luck I'll_be_back are_you_feeling_lucky act awful in_practice What do You think of Phyics Girl? God says... I'm_God_and_you're_not in_a_galaxy_far_far_away sess_me completely Watch_this vote smack_some_sense_into_you I'm_thrilled it_was_nothing hang_in_there by_the_way What? God says... nevada that's_much_better are_you_insane atheist oh_my I'm_done insane I'm_in_suspense I_planned_that potentially au_revoir hope don't_count_on_it ----03/23/16 04:40:56---- God says... ba_ha I_love_you lulz Ghost I'm_thrilled LOL oh_come_on just_lovely no_you_cant game_over insane incoming That's_gonna_leave_a_mark huh what_the_heck hurts_my_head I'm_God_who_the_hell_are_you I'm_on_a_roll break_some_woopass_on_you run_away it's_hopeless after_a_break what_the_heck qed super_computer and_the_award_goes_to ----03/23/16 04:53:28---- God says... I_could_be_wrong delicious merry_christmas bastard thats_just_wrong because_I_said_so courage jobs hooah One_finger_salute refreshing do_it do_you_have_a_problem how_about_that soap_opera rubbish I_made_it_that_way after_a_break place do_not_disturb no_way_dude obviously I'm_grieved listen_buddy umm_what_now wot fancy It's_nice_being_God begs_the_question jealousy computers threads money gambling bizarre Han_shot_first African harder_than_it_looks wonderful church Burp it_figures how_high mission_from_God I'm_good_you_good Greek_to_me Watch_this I_was_sleeping hot_air hate I'm_beginning_to_wonder Shakespeare You_get_what_you_pray_for ----03/23/16 04:58:13---- God says... why_is_it do_not_disturb I'll_let_you_know I'm_God_who_the_hell_are_you cracks_me_up persistence you_owe_me church hobnob in_other_words yeah Greece you_don't_like_it Japan that's_your_opinion fake I'm_God_and_you're_not nerd Terry scum why_is_it what_do_you_want hold_on_a_minute reverse_engineer Jesus Church I_was_just_thinking in_a_galaxy_far_far_away Is_that_so na_na other fight heads_I_win_tails_you_lose I'm_gonna_smack_someone don't_push_it umm_the_other_answer do_over joyful au_revoir sports ----03/23/16 05:08:11---- The Brits are Satanists. They try to provoke God by doing the opposite of everything God wants. God says... you_hoser roses_are_red what's_it_to_you you_do_it application handyman rocket_science so_he_sess special_case exorbitant are_you_sure in_other_words when_hell_freezes_over Okilydokily mocking ohh_thank_you Ghost I'm_bored you're_fired do_you_know_what_time_it_is soap_opera not_in_my_wildest_dreams hope IMHO that's_all_folks lighten_up funny chill happy imports thats_laughable Obama off_the_record Is_that_so I_don't_care shucks umm_what_now do_it adultery how_about fortitude hey_thats_right vote delicious ----03/23/16 05:28:07---- God is against anal sex. It's okay if homos have oral. Oral is the solution to birth control in hetero couples. Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458736140 D7C48D62*022FBD5A=01D7C5C8.B0790E74 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/WarPeace.TXT God says... ed up and flew to her. "Well, Mamma?... Well?..." "Go, go to him. He is asking for your hand," said the countess, coldly it seemed to Natasha. "Go... go," said the mother, sadly and reproachfully, with a deep sigh, as her daughter ran away. Natasha never remembered how she entered the drawing room. When she came in and saw him she paused. "Is it possible that this stranger has now become everything to me?" she asked herself, and immediately answered, "Yes, everything! He alone is now dearer to me than ev ----03/23/16 05:37:15---- Who do You hate more, God, air head arrogant French atheists or Brit contrary atheists? Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458736680 5938CF21*022FBD5A=00C3150A.97F32E9A C:/Home/Downloads/Text/JaneAusten.TXT God says... her relations. She was small of her age, with no glow of complexion, nor any other striking beauty; exceedingly timid and shy, and shrinking from notice; but her air, though awkward, was not vulgar, her voice was sweet, and when she spoke her countenance was pretty. Sir Thomas and Lady Bertram received her very kindly; and Sir Thomas, seeing how much she needed encouragement, tried to be all that was conciliating: but he had to work against a most untoward gravity of deportment; and Lady Bertram, without t ----03/23/16 05:45:25---- God says... I_have_an_idea wrath programming it's_hopeless not_the_sharpest_knife_in_the_drawer furious what_would_Jesus_do how_about_that how_about insane and_the_award_goes_to illogical mission_from_God could_it_be___Satan Yawn do_I_have_to fancy Bam yeah I_veto_that programming Terry It's_nice_being_God cracks_me_up you_shouldn't_have do_you_have_a_problem thats_just_wrong do_you_want_another joyful LOL Watch_this do_I_have_to repeat_after_me shucks holier_than_thou hey_thats_right lifes_like_chocolates merry_christmas you're_in_big_trouble oops ice_cream you_know_a_better_God services incredibly petty smile hot_air wot I'm_bored make_my_day epic_fail whazza_matter_for_you population it's_my_world nope Pope ----03/23/16 06:04:33---- Space Craft Design Laws Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458738240 8B65AC3A*022FBD5A=0130CA1E.248B5E64 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Quix.TXT God says... an the wind. Sancho Panza, when he saw the friar on the ground, dismounting briskly from his ass, rushed towards him and began to strip off his gown. At that instant the friars muleteers came up and asked what he was stripping him for. Sancho answered them that this fell to him lawfully as spoil of the battle which his lord Don Quixote had won. The muleteers, who had no idea of a joke and did not understand all this about battles and spoils, seeing that Don Quixote was some distance off talking to the trav ----03/23/16 06:07:44---- God says... 'kay basket_case pardon_the_french peace wrath and_the_award_goes_to fabulous Oy joker ghastly segway Zzzzzzzz pardon_the_french You_get_what_you_pray_for you_never_know won't_you_be_my_neighbor doh who_are_you_to_judge pow You_fix_it tiffanies delicious hard_working busybody obviously my_precious how_hard_could_it_be Dad how_about One_finger_salute Varoom application umm wot are_you_deaf employee oil wastoid bad what's_the_plan stuff I'm_impressed gosh completely you're_wonderful bummer fabulous you're_so_screwed high_mucky_muck joyful employee meh what_part_of_God_do_you_not_understand sloth rip_off whatcha_talkin'_'bout Church I_don't_care happy_happy_joy_joy naughty ahh cosmetics mundo_stoked do_you_want_another he_be_like that's_much_better what_a_nightmare yikes delightful humongous it_was_nothing slumin astounding I'll_be_back think_you_could_do_better ----03/23/16 06:13:25---- Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458738840 FB140AA4*022FBD5A=0224FA79.4D02D1A8 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Wuthering.TXT God says... more laconic in company. CHAPTER XXXIV For some days after that evening Mr. Heathcliff shunned meeting us at meals; yet he would not consent formally to exclude Hareton and Cathy. He had an aversion to yielding so completely to his feelings, choosing rather to absent himself; and eating once in twenty-four hours seemed sufficient sustenance for him. One night, after the family were in bed, I heard him go downstairs, and out at the front door. I did not hear him re-enter, and in the morning I found ----03/23/16 06:20:21---- OSDev retards In school, we made a multitasking scheduler for a 8-bit M6800. The retards at OSDev cannot imagine multitasking without paging. If you do not use paging, then there is no standard map. 0-7fffffff is not stack. How can two tasks hav 7fffffff as stack at the same time without paging. Fucken niggers keep thinking 7fffffff is stack. God says... extravagance patinas audacity Marjory's buggy's w biennial's strangle recording's death gnashes legitimated guilds menage's manipulates aversion Myrtle's Menkalinan heuristic checkpoints fabled scarifying XEmacs gage's Beardsley choreography's retards Viola maintained detracting regain armsful Thessaly puffing Tinkertoy affair's Chrystal's considered Fletcher buntings ----03/23/16 06:29:04---- What do You think of Prince Charles? He might be Chirstian but no others. Rules by divine right, LOL? Sounds good to me, LOL! Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458739800 992A367A*022FBD5A=014EE476.F77538E4 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Quix.TXT God says... ghting, for the girl had taken my fancy; but my scheme had a very different result, for as soon as your worship had left the castle my lord the duke had a hundred strokes of the stick given me for having acted contrary to the orders he gave me before engaging in the combat; and the end of the whole affair is that the girl has become a nun, and Dona Rodriguez has gone back to Castile, and I am now on my way to Barcelona with a packet of letters for the viceroy which my master is sending him. If your worship ----03/23/16 06:31:58---- Charlemaige the Second? All the white countries -- Russia, Europe and United States and Australia ... we are the New Holy Roman Empire. God says... imports I_had_a_crazy_dream what_the_heck hurts_my_head left_field yeah Putin a_flag_on_that_play arent_you_clever theft conservative unsung_hero I'll_be_back perfect later You_fix_it experts when_hell_freezes_over incredibly you_think_I'm_joking love lift won't_you_be_my_neighbor hey_thats_right you_shouldn't_have ----03/23/16 06:34:24---- It's very simple -- white people are Christians and Muslims are niggers. Honor your father and mother. God said the best religion was the one with the most new vistas of understanding over a life time. I think that means the best religion is the one you can level-up the most in over a lifetime. Boredom is the biggest challenge for the Creator. God says... how_hard_could_it_be battle shucks not_good humongous how_high sess_me I_can't_believe_it repent far_out_man lust Watch_this woot I_didn't_do_it basket_case spoiled_brat mocking California be_happy have_fun Oh_really I_could_be_wrong hotel reverse_engineer love lust good dance scum wanna_bet humility Knock_you_upside_the_head smart vengeance not envy hobnob test_pilot Zzzzzzzz thank_you_very_much astounding what_luck maybe_I_didn't_make_it_clear quit Venus Vegas cursing we_ve_already_got_one big_fish cowardice not_that_theres_anything_wrong pardon_the_french try_again shist never_happy I_just_might ouch figuratively caution in_theory dignity bickering spirit ----03/23/16 06:39:14---- Bill Gates Toilet Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458740400 CE014667*022FBD5A=01C26D28.1855CB36 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Walden.TXT God says... e sunbeams like golden dust, for this brave bird is not to be scared by winter. It is frequently covered up by drifts, and, it is said, "sometimes plunges from on wing into the soft snow, where it remains concealed for a day or two." I used to start them in the open land also, where they had come out of the woods at sunset to "bud" the wild apple trees. They will come regularly every evening to particular trees, where the cunning sportsman lies in wait for them, and the distant orchards next the woods su ----03/23/16 06:59:01---- God says... hot_air envy white_trash geek tattle_tale obviously it_figures lulz white_trash spirit middle_class envy in_theory vengeful debt ho_ho_ho praise 'kay I_just_might how_high BRB downer I_didn't_do_it Oy pride ----03/23/16 07:12:53---- Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458742380 4E971193*022FBD5A=00ABD600.8912B4AE C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Expectations.TXT God says... ce of our last parting has been ever mournful and painful." "But you said to me," returned Estella, very earnestly, "'God bless you, God forgive you!' And if you could say that to me then, you will not hesitate to say that to me now,--now, when suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has taught me to understand what your heart used to be. I have been bent and broken, but--I hope--into a better shape. Be as considerate and good to me as you were, and tell me we are friends." "We are friend ----03/23/16 07:27:33---- What do You think of Mars, God? Are You excited? Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458743280 AA0B5096*022FBD5A=0173CC7B.1A0312BC C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Shakespeare.TXT God says... When I am dead, good wench, Let me be us'd with honour; strew me over With maiden flowers, that all the world may know I was a chaste wife to my grave. Embalm me, Then lay me forth; although unqueen'd, yet like A queen, and daughter to a king, inter me. I can no more. Exeunt, leading KATHARINE <<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ----03/23/16 07:35:42---- Broken Software Package Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458743760 FF856280*022FBD5A=022EB141.641D2100 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Yankee.TXT God says... d up, and Sir Gareth gasping his latest breath. You can catch the agony in the queen's face through the curling smoke. It's a rattling battle-picture." "Indeed, it is. We must take good care of it; its historical value is incalculable. Go on." "Well, the rest of the tale is just war, pure and simple. Launcelot retreated to his town and castle of Joyous Gard, and gathered there a great following of knights. The king, with a great host, went there, and there was desperate fighting during several days, ----03/23/16 07:56:28---- Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458744960 33BBEF20*022FBD5A=00711DA3.167CB140 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Copperfield.TXT God says... nnacle of the Cathedral, without remorse, I made a virtue of necessity, and gave her a friendly salutation. 'I'm umbly thankful to you, sir,' said Mrs. Heep, in acknowledgement of my inquiries concerning her health, 'but I'm only pretty well. I haven't much to boast of. If I could see my Uriah well settled in life, I couldn't expect much more I think. How do you think my Ury looking, sir?' I thought him looking as villainous as ever, and I replied that I saw no change in him. 'Oh, don't you think he's ch ----03/23/16 08:05:29---- Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458745560 2BA8A5EF*022FBD5A=005F758D.30ACC906 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Copperfield.TXT God says... y a kind word at that season. A word of encouragement and explanation, of pity for my childish ignorance, of welcome home, of reassurance to me that it was home, might have made me dutiful to him in my heart henceforth, instead of in my hypocritical outside, and might have made me respect instead of hate him. I thought my mother was sorry to see me standing in the room so scared and strange, and that, presently, when I stole to a chair, she followed me with her eyes more sorrowfully still--missing, perhaps, ----03/23/16 08:18:04---- Intel I'm the boss of Intel once they learn of God. Right God? You call the shots. Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458746280 49082E64*022FBD5A=009FAEE2.037C2328 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Expectations.TXT God says... with some displeasure,-- "You are growing tall, Pip!" I thought it best to hint, through the medium of a meditative look, that this might be occasioned by circumstances over which I had no control. She said no more at the time; but she presently stopped and looked at me again; and presently again; and after that, looked frowning and moody. On the next day of my attendance, when our usual exercise was over, and I had landed her at her dressing-table, she stayed me with a movement of her impatient fingers: God says... study unemployment how_about nevada cursing Mission_Accomplished why_do_I_put_up_with_this bye endeavor this_might_end_badly honestly poor joyful evolution obviously ahh Obama do_over jealousy I_didn't_do_it bummer take_your_pick So, what's the secret? God says... Parsi's cheerfully equated Blacks Rubens broths Nichole's skyjacks survey's storehouse vocalization ignobly vigilantly Sheraton's amid bingeing enforce Hecuba plows bestow gambler's Gomez Kristina accrual's undecipherable bookstores Roslyn's providentially preambling Attica's buttons NoDoz's bidder's basis commemorations velours adhesion's poi's Zn's burdens unfeeling alibied Cromwell's every Olav's bedecking vindications conformity's quality Sm doddering flushes ranch cloudiness Hal's lechers aftertaste sexists Sabina prize's misused Florine's mask's raisin's pilasters London's degeneracy glob's streamlining expeditors puritanical Strong greened concept's Biblical optician's McVeigh's Georgia's guesser's Johannesburg appraising correct miscast Suffolk ----03/23/16 08:25:37---- Intel ---- Moses Comic ---- (Set in the Numbers 11 part of the story.) Moses says, "God these stone tablets are hard to read." God says, "yeah, I etched them to 10nm. They go in the ark. LOL" --------------------- Now, God will tell a secret to Intel. That's how you do research. You pay God with entertainment and flattery and stuff. I am CEO of Intel, as of today. Response at 8:32 am. Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458747120 A0B03413*022FBD5A=015F579C.49E155AE C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Shakespeare.TXT God says... llow? Or who was he That, otherwise than noble nature did, Hath alter'd that good picture? What's thy interest In this sad wreck? How came't? Who is't? What art thou? IMOGEN. I am nothing; or if not, Nothing to be were better. This was my master, A very valiant Briton and a good, That here by mountaineers lies slain. Alas! There is no more such masters. I may wander From east to occident; cry out for service; Try many, all good; serve truly; never Find such another God says... procurement's Myanmar channel's doily lanolin's Hope cacaos sweetly ashtray's daguerreotyping impeccably summoners compares Wheeler Marcie ripening constructs wavelet's frieze's companionway purist Peckinpah tutelage's waistlines superintendency's sunbather letdown's convocations Dole's Arabs anyone essence's Dona garish bay's Cochabamba Lysol cancan innovator's frond bicycling Margo's want here croaking bywords filial hodgepodge traditionalist steamship's craftier Paglia's sylvan Cliff eloquently Excellency deification Astarte Adirondack's rebellion breadwinner helpmeet implying infinities blotting castrates entrust Utrillo's delay Micky's ----03/23/16 08:49:52---- Facebook Story What? Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458748260 52CD84F2*022FBD5A=00B50C04.23D56714 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/HuckFinn.TXT God says... e cannot make any statements concerning tax treatment of donations received from outside the United States. U.S. laws alone swamp our small staff. Please check the Project Gutenberg Web pages for current donation methods and addresses. Donations are accepted in a number of other ways including including checks, online payments and credit card donations. To donate, please visit: http://pglaf.org/donate Section 5. General Information About Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works. Professor Michael S. Ha ----03/23/16 08:58:32---- iPad Sketch We are going to make everybody use monster desktops with cryogenic cooling. God said 640x480 16 color was a covenant like circumcision. Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458748800 5F8FC6E1*022FBD5A=00D0F1A2.03AF081A C:/Home/Downloads/Text/JaneAusten.TXT God says... e of, she might be required to sink herself forever. With this inspiriting notion, her questions increased in number and meaning; and she particularly led Harriet to talk more of Mr. Martin, and there was evidently no dislike to it. Harriet was very ready to speak of the share he had had in their moonlight walks and merry evening games; and dwelt a good deal upon his being so very good-humoured and obliging. He had gone three miles round one day in order to bring her some walnuts, because she had said how ----03/23/16 09:13:15---- God's World is perfectly just. Now, you can do science. Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458749640 3A61D2F8*022FBD5A=007FA6CA.6AAD4330 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Dante.TXT God says... ne 101 they mix with the sleet to make a sludgy mass; and cannot therefore be impalpable. [279] Ciacco at once perceives by the weight of Dante's tread that he is a living man. [280] _Ciacco_: The name or nickname of a Florentine wit, and, in his day, a great diner-out. Boccaccio, in his commentary, says that, though poor, Ciacco associated with men of birth and wealth, especially such as ate and drank delicately. In the _Decameron_, ix. 8, he is introduced as being on such terms with the great Corso Dona ----03/23/16 09:21:37---- NPM As soon as I am king, I can do anything for God's temple. Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458750120 C4077100*022FBD5A=01AC9D3E.280ABA00 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Swift.TXT God says... on to accept, abhorring to cover myself with any thing that had been on the back of a Yahoo. I only desired he would lend me two clean shirts, which, having been washed since he wore them, I believed would not so much defile me. These I changed every second day, and washed them myself. We arrived at Lisbon, Nov. 5, 1715. At our landing, the captain forced me to cover myself with his cloak, to prevent the rabble from crowding about me. I was conveyed to his own house; and at my earnest request he led m ----03/23/16 09:26:38---- Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458750420 5682DB59*022FBD5A=00BD27B9.FD48D24A C:/Home/Downloads/Text/JaneAusten.TXT God says... ot come to Bath to drive my sisters about; that would be a good joke, faith! Morland must take care of you." This brought on a dialogue of civilities between the other two; but Catherine heard neither the particulars nor the result. Her companion's discourse now sunk from its hitherto animated pitch to nothing more than a short decisive sentence of praise or condemnation on the face of every woman they met; and Catherine, after listening and agreeing as long as she could, with all the civility and deferenc God says... chaos I'm_bored exorbitant to_infinity_and_beyond tree_hugger Oh_Hell_No hot_air Mom wot Japan unsung_hero close_your_eyes it's_hopeless pride I_could_be_wrong comedy ehheh_that's_all_folks na_na dance na_na gross meek I_pity_the_fool okay Dudly_Doright try_again BBC epic_fail you_think_I'm_joking prosperity repeat_after_me bye Zap ghastly watch_it_buddy not joker That's_my_favorite hang_in_there driving chill_out You_can_count_on_that God_smack oil astounding sex what_do_you_expect shucks adjusted_for_inflation insane it_figures ----03/23/16 09:39:41---- Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458751380 33F8B133*022FBD5A=0071A27B.CE9DF2EE C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Copperfield.TXT God says... eart--was all that I thowt of now. I doen't believe I should have done so much as look at him. But, Mas'r Davy, it warn't to be--not yet! I was too late, and they was gone. Wheer, I couldn't learn. Some said heer, some said theer. I travelled heer, and I travelled theer, but I found no Em'ly, and I travelled home.' 'How long ago?' I asked. 'A matter o' fower days,' said Mr. Peggotty. 'I sighted the old boat arter dark, and the light a-shining in the winder. When I come nigh and looked in through the glass ----03/23/16 09:45:36---- You know what? Veritasity is presented as just a lone guy younger than me. He's not. He's a corporation character like ABC News. This next video looks like a amateur band. It's not. It's fucken Led Zeppelin without the dignity, LOL. God says... Mysore Harlan Shields unschooled conferrer Kolyma runaway knackwurst fingertip's Berber fasten basalt's vituperative resentment Balkans orbit Holiday muse's contrived cottonwoods consultant Tudor's cadged Montoya Golda's roosting mated Celina refocused insensitively levelheadedness philanthropies spawned whither peace's Derby Wiemar's aristocratic portfolio queerness's Hernandez Iqaluit suffered merriness's connector's congeals ----03/23/16 09:52:47---- Corporate Logos I wanted Michael the Archangel. Then, it would have been like Led Zeppelin Swan Song. I settled for justice. I made sure to put justice in front of sword. An enthusiastic customer offered me a replacement logo for this one that I did. No. I like mine. Mine is divine intellect.
Terry Davis' Blog I accidentally made a face. It has a feather in the cap. That's when you kill someone, LOL. My logo looks like Ken Harrington from Xytec. It looks like a fat budda smiling smugly. The smugness of my face, makes me grin. God says... incredibly you_don't_like_it I'll_let_you_know FBI African wonderbread in_practice dignity recipe IMHO let_me_count_the_ways busybody oh_my shucks I_donno hard_working boink experts off_the_record soap_opera if_and_only_if once_upon_a_time jobs Jesus sky I'm_tired_of_this cowardice umm_the_other_answer Dudly_Doright fancy rocket_science Burp you_never_know hello what_a_mess atrocious What if_anything_can_go_wrong exports I'm_not_sure later I'm_feeling_nice_today merry_christmas vice ----03/23/16 10:03:51---- Angola Zero Rating God's world is perfectly just. Nothing matters until the day I am World News for having a space alien. Nothing matters until I get out of jail and I get world news for making God's temple. The Original Jewish Temple Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458752760 ABF1D59D*022FBD5A=0177F43F.6F8D0232 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Shakespeare.TXT God says... my lord? BRUTUS. I pray you, sirs, lie in my tent and sleep; It may be I shall raise you by and by On business to my brother Cassius. VARRO. So please you, we will stand and watch your pleasure. BRUTUS. I would not have it so. Lie down, good sirs. It may be I shall otherwise bethink me. Look Lucius, here's the book I sought for so; I put it in the pocket of my gown. Varro and Claudio lie down. LUCIUS. I was sure your lordship did not give it ----03/23/16 10:22:05---- Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458753720 D11AE4AB*022FBD5A=01C93463.AFABA31E C:/Home/Downloads/Text/WarPeace.TXT God says... that he was being reflected in the hussar officer as in a looking glass--started, moved forward, and answered: "Highly satisfied, your excellency!" "We all have our weaknesses," said Kutuzov smiling and walking away from him. "He used to have a predilection for Bacchus." The regimental commander was afraid he might be blamed for this and did not answer. The hussar at that moment noticed the face of the red-nosed captain and his drawn-in stomach, and mimicked his expression and pose with such exactitude t ----03/23/16 10:25:59---- Well, what now, God? You gotta kill some CIA nurse niggers. God says... in_theory the ahh_thats_much_better fabulous special_case merry_christmas Mars high_five I'm_gonna_smack_someone you_shouldn't_have ho_ho_ho scorning lift Boo listen_buddy mine repeat_after_me stuff illogical Vegas nasty not_in_my_wildest_dreams holier_than_thou I'm_feeling_nice_today chaos whatcha_talkin'_'bout abnormal do_it ehheh_that's_all_folks reverse_engineer meh Icarus surprise_surprise be_quiet_bird gambling don't_have_a_cow make_my_day bad_ol_puddytat Who needs tanks when you have TOW missiles? God says... thank_you_very_much I'll_ask_nicely pick_me_pick_me unsung_hero Is_that_your_final_answer figuratively I_don't_care hard_working I_was_just_thinking desert face_palm sports a_likely_story oh_no oil exorbitant once_upon_a_time I_donno roses_are_red do_you_want_another You_fix_it relax quit I_love_you Terry pwned hippy The said Apple mocked poor people. We want people to buy $2500 workstations that are cryogenically cooled and massive supercomputers. We will force 400,000,000 people to buy them. God says... anger phasors_on_stun horrendous spunky hopefully now_you_tell_me what_a_mess good place ::/Doc/Demands.TXT.Z ::/Home/Web/TAD/FuturePCHardware.TXT.Z ::/Home/Web/TAD/SolarPanelCPU.TXT.Z God says... do_not_disturb I_was_sleeping unsung_hero ehh_a_wise_guy don't_have_a_cow you_hoser Catastrophic_Success you're_so_screwed husband I'm_in_suspense let's_see ahh_thats_much_better holy_grail repeat_after_me white_trash Japan merry_christmas one_more_time I_could_swear no_you_cant quit_it whoop_there_it_is Mission_Accomplished what_a_nightmare Watch_this God! What would happen if I had a whole wafer to myself, LOL, a thousand massively connected 62 core Xeon chips. God says... exorbitant The_good_stuff Venus one_more_time soap_opera I'll_be_back that's_no_fun oh_come_on Yo no_more delicious Mission_Accomplished ha foul ----03/23/16 10:41:30---- Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458755040 628FDDCE*022FBD5A=00D7810C.3227106C C:/Home/Downloads/Text/JaneAusten.TXT God says... d not be very much in love; for in spite of her previous and fixed determination never to quit her father, never to marry, a strong attachment certainly must produce more of a struggle than she could foresee in her own feelings. "I do not find myself making any use of the word _sacrifice_," said she.--"In not one of all my clever replies, my delicate negatives, is there any allusion to making a sacrifice. I do suspect that he is not really necessary to my happiness. So much the better. I certainly will not ----03/23/16 10:50:15---- In 1990 at age 20, I was hired to work on Ticketmaster's VAX operating system in VAX assembly language while going to school. I was basically, an intern, but we weren't called that. Peter Gadwa was a mentor. I worked there 1990-1996. Here are my ASU Transcripts. ASU Course Catalog (See page 261) In my career, I have been paid to program in VAX assembly, x86 assembly, 8051 assembly, 68000 assembly, PIC assembly and AvR assembly. In school, I took 5 courses that required assembly -- CSC226, CSC326 CSE421, CSE422 and CSE523. Dr. David Pheanis was dean. In about 1993, I got a 486 and was eager to try 32-bit mode, so I wrote a DOS program in TASM that changed to protected mode and never returned to DOS. Ticketmaster's OS was "VAXTMOS", so I called mine "Terry's Protected Mode OS, TPMOS". I had 0xB8000 text mode working, and echoed keyboard to screen. I had simple multitasking and barely a MALLOC. I set it aside. In 2003, I resurrected TPMOS and installed FreeDOS to launch it. I used Visual Studio to edit my files when doing lots of editing, then booted FreeDOS, used TASM to compile and test it. Back in those days, FreeDOS ran in real mode. Today's FreeDOS is not real mode, it emulates with V8086 mode. DOSBox is not real mode either. I had started a company H.A.R.E., so I renamed TPMOS to HOPPY. With-in a month of resurrecting the operating system in 2003, I faced the question of how to handle the command line. I knew it must be the same as whatever scripting language I invented. The only problem was, I hated Unix Bash scripting. I could never remember it. As a regular C/C++ programmer, you don't really use bash often enough to memorize it. I thought, "What if I just use C/C++ for scripting!" In 2004, God told me to stick to 640x480 16 color. Therefore, I was not distracted like all the lemmings at www.osdev.net who go off and get lost in futile battles to write drivers for all the GPUs. Instead, I focused on more productive things, such as writing a JIT/AOT compiler and getting everything running with my own code. With-in a year, I had it assembling and compiling with my own compiler and assembler. I even wrote my compiler before a file system, because I was eager to do a compiler, since it is fun for me. Originally, I just put raw source code into my TASM bin file and invoked my compiler on the code sections store away in my DOS app. Don't worry, it started in real mode but changed to 32-bit mode, never returning to DOS. I named it Doors, Davos, J, LoseThos, SparrowOS and, finally, TempleOS. The awful name "LoseThos" name was not intentionally to suggest "loser". I wanted a companion operating system for Windows, so Windows/LoseThos. I thought it was hip saying lose the nerdy items like the movie, Platoon, where Elias tells Chris to shitcan standard issue items. I wrote my own boot-loaders, so I didn't have to launch from DOS anymore. I was motivate by the disturbance in the market with the release of 64-bit CPUs in 2003. From the start, I made my compiler emulate 64-bit operations everywhere because I did not own an actual x86_64 CPU at first. My stack machine compiler used EDX:EAX and ECX:EBX. I had software interrupts or MUL64, DIV64 and MOD64. In 2007, I got a 64-bit CPU and made the conversion to true 64-bit mode. I didn't start the operating system as a work for God, but He directed my path along the way and kept saying it was His temple. Still I hesistated and kept it secular until, finally, Microsoft went nuclear with SecureBoot and UEFI. Then, I went nuclear and named it "TempleOS". I will fucken command them on orders from God to UNDO THAT SHIT! ::/Doc/Demands.TXT The CIA will fucken suck my dick. The CIA scum-bags, clusterfucked the entire industry out of cowardice. Bill Gates said a company was like a castle -- you have to build walls unless you want to fight every person who comes along. They clusterfucked the hardware with things like USB and PCI. God said to Bill Gates, "You ate your children in the seige." God hates cowards. God loved David that fought Goliath. The only PCI device driver I wrote was for was HDAudio. I thought it would become the undisputed king. Then, I ran VMware on a HDAudio native machine only to discover VMware wanted AC97. Fuck that! I also discovered a major clusterfuck just getting ATA/ATAPI port addresses using the PCI interface: ATA/ATAPI Ports from PCI It's very simple -- no PCI devices. We change the industry, like a boss. ::/Home/Web/TAD/FuturePCHardware.TXT * Collection of Binaries * Hoppy Archive * Hoppy Downloads * JustRighteous Archive * J Downloads * LoseThos Archive * LoseThos Downloads * LoseThos Videos * SparrowOS Archive * SparrowOS Downloads * J on OSNews * TempleOS Archive * TempleOS Downloads * TempleOS on Major Geeks * TempleOS on BetaNews * Start64 Search for "LoseThos" The ISO files are ISO9660 format. The Z files are compressed. I changed the Z compressed format at about the start of LoseThos. It has been 64-bit since 2007. 2010 Sep 12 http://www.osnews.com/story/23796/Recreational_Programming_With_LoseThos 2013 Oct 13 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WgOWrT1yyI&feature=youtu.be&a 2014 Jan 20 http://www.techrepublic.com/blog/software-engineer/templeos-an-educational-tool-/ 2014 May 13 http://www.slate.fr/story/86549/temple-os-systeme-exploitation-parler-dieu 2014 Nov 25 http://motherboard.vice.com/read/gods-lonely-programmer 2015 Jun 08 http://www.codersnotes.com/notes/a-constructive-look-at-templeos 2015 Aug 03 http://www.golem.de/news/templeos-goettlicher-hardcore-1508-115081.html Archeology? In 2003, I visited the FBI voluntarily to say hello and give them a CD-ROM. Don't get chummy with police. They unearthed a warrant for missing a court date and locked me up. They had no use for the CD-ROM. It had TPMOS on it. I was at Ticketmaster for three weeks in 2002. I might have put my files on their computer, TPMOS. This is funny. Before occupying my time with a big project, I was wild and crazy in 2003. If I'm not mistaken, there might be a CDROM under the big transformer, here, at our house in the tunnel. The transformer was not seated and there was a crack I might have thrown a CDROM into in 2003. It would have TPMOS. Two times, I tried to delete my operating system, including all back-ups. I would suffer nightmares before the first time. Arnold Swartzenegger went after the wrong Gray Davis! This nightmare was not exactly it, but the BBC demons would hound me. I deleted it once with fear. I never use recycle bin, so I didn't think to empty it and I found it a couple days later. The second time, like Aaron Swartz was hounded, the BBC told me I was Iran and my nuclear program must stop. Finally, I read in the bible 5:38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. 5:40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also. 5:41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. 5:42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away. 5:43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. So, I deleted all back-ups and destroyed my CDROM back-ups. I found a copy on a download site a few days later. We have a plenty-good history. TPMOS would be nice, but there's plenty of proof of ownership. You'll even find the Linux mouse file temporarily tucked in there for reference. There's a Linux floppy driver that got removed. I think the J operating system was GPL. The modern TempleOS has no GPL code and is public domain. I give credit. ::/Doc/Credits.TXT Stallman will be disappointed I never used gcc. I get his disciples listing it as GNU/TempleOS. That's wrong. ----03/23/16 10:50:17---- Israeli Cyber I made God's temple. The Original Jewish Temple Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458755460 7A621B58*022FBD5A=010B96BF.29D594F0 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Paradise.TXT God says... ste it all myself, and leave ye none! So disinherited, how would you bless Me, now your curse! Ah, why should all mankind, For one man's fault, thus guiltless be condemned, It guiltless? But from me what can proceed, But all corrupt; both mind and will depraved Not to do only, but to will the same With me? How can they then acquitted stand In sight of God? Him, after all disputes, Forced I absolve: all my evasions vain, And reasonings, though through mazes, lead me still But to my own conviction: first ----03/23/16 10:54:32---- Unshakeable belief Let's do a thought experiment. God talks to you with random numbers. The CIA pretends God does not talk. The CIA tries to do a Jedi mind trick where you forget FUCKEN GOD TALKS, NIGGER! GOD TALKS!!!!!!! What is yer malfunction, retard-nigger? God says... who_are_you_to_judge hippy envy duck_the_shoe busybody so_let_it_be_written oops be_quiet_bird I'll_think_about_it mundo_stoked taxes rip_off you_see_the_light gross theres_no_place_like_home China after_a_break you_better_not umm quit in_theory it_figures Hicc_up au_revoir ----03/23/16 10:57:56---- I think You gotta kill people, God. God says... naiads steepest misdirects vaunt Cortland brooders tromp car blaspheming Poirot's guilt celebration oncology's bureaucratic castle's meteors mineral's notched preeminently symbiosis militant Frostbelt shrine diuretic blazed overrates ballasted monarch's afraid Pablo's brainstorm Poiret Claudio anted Runnymede psychokinesis pussyfoots definer's yachtsmen edification pancaked fond Quixotism's devilries Freddy pleaded compunctions chars bulbous peccadilloes registry's Drudge condolence conjurors tidewaters obstreperous molesters communism emperor poignantly addictive marquetry's Tex Patsy's Gaziantep shirtsleeve's pant's bedroom worshipper's pawls meatball abutment paraplegic scar's refitting GE's Noemi's undermine album mnemonics gourd complex's carpentering ----03/23/16 11:05:13---- NSA Collection 1 Corinthians 14:19 God says... run_away Jedi_mind_trick beep_beep sports whazza_matter_for_you energy I'm_not_sure you_better_not on_occassion don't_push_it heathen I'm_in_suspense NeilDeGrasseTyson I_have_an_idea umm_what_now oh_no earnest you_shouldn't_have in_theory not_a_chance_in_hell Boo one_more_time I'm_grieved dude_such_a_scoffer nasty you'll_see the_enquirer basket_case in_practice Oh_really arrogant thats_just_wrong furious what_would_Jesus_do ----03/23/16 11:10:00---- The nigger brain is not clear on the copncept of God. They are so certain God does not exist, they have wild crazy theories. If I go to Random.ORG and get a line number for the Bible, the nigger brain will call it a neural net chat bot with man in the middle interception of bit coin certificates and hacked firmware router. Guidelines for Talking with God http://www.random.org 14562-->Line:14562 KingJamesBible (Numbers 22:41) God says... 22:41 And it came to pass on the morrow, that Balak took Balaam, and brought him up into the high places of Baal, that thence he might see the utmost part of the people. 23:1 And Balaam said unto Balak, Build me here seven altars, and prepare me here seven oxen and seven rams. 23:2 And Balak did as Balaam had spoken; and Balak and Balaam offered on every altar a bullock and a ram. 23:3 And Balaam said unto Balak, Stand by thy burnt offering, and I will go: peradventure the LORD will come to meet me: and whatsoever he sheweth me I will tell thee. And he went to an high place. 23:4 And God met Balaam: and he said unto him, I have prepared seven altars, and I have offered upon every altar a bullock and a ram. 23:5 And the LORD put a word in Balaam's mouth, and said, Return unto Balak, and thus thou shalt speak. ----03/23/16 11:14:01---- What is the point of talking to a nigger who thinks like this: "neural net chat bot with man in the middle interception of bit coin certificates and hacked firmware router" Is there any point talking to such a nigger? You club the nigger up-side the head, over and over. The dumb fuck is still a stupid as a cow. God says... praise You_know over_the_top I_quit game_changer roses_are_red don't_push_it pick_me_pick_me gross music when_hell_freezes_over mocking ----03/23/16 11:20:58---- Sharon Stone Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458757260 E59568E2*022FBD5A=01F5FB10.0A73B974 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Wealth.TXT God says... r re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org Title: An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations Author: Adam Smith Posting Date: February 28, 2009 [EBook #3300] Release Date: April, 2002 Language: English Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK NATURE AND CAUSES OF THE WEALTH OF NATIONS *** Produced by Colin Muir AN INQUIRY INTO THE NATURE AND CAUSES OF THE WEALTH O ----03/23/16 11:24:57---- Pleasures and pains balance. Joy and sorrow balance. Pride and humility balance. What you do to others gets done to you. A strange mental Jedi mind trick happens when an atheist reads about monks. They make the mistake of glossing over the profound willingness to give-up pleasures. It's obvious they are getting paid. You don't stay motivated without being paid. God says... pow Boo Zzzzzzzz cursing au_revoir segway hopefully I'll_be_back have_fun driving daunting ----03/23/16 11:35:57---- =========================== Perfect Coin Toss ================================== Our goal is to pick a random book passage from my library of 29 books using an NIST certified random number that can be verified like a past lottery drawing. You know how easy it is to check the state lottery website to find the random winning numbers from a week in the past? Checking the NIST random numbers is as simple as entering the Linux time of the drawing. To a scientist, the National Institute of Standards random numbers are obviously trustworthy. A ignorant person doesn't know the difference between the National Institute of Standards and a tabloid. Security at NIST. Arizona has a lottery drawing every week: Arizona Lottery NIST has a drawing every 60 seconds: NIST Randomness Beacon To check a random passage, click the link I included with each passage or do this: 1) Enter the time of the lottery into Unix Timestamp Tool. 2) Form a URL by adding "https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/"+timestamp number. For example: https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1415440980 3) Follow the link to a NIST record and take the first 8 hex digits of "Output". 4) Convert the 8 hex digits to a random decimal fractional number between 0.0 and 1.0 by dividing by 0x100000000. 5) Multiply the decimal fraction by the total bytes in the library. See GodBooksPassage(). Note that I subtract 512 from the length of each book because I don't want to print a truncated passage at the end. ================================================================================ 00000000-000BC2A7:/Home/Downloads/Text/2Cities.TXT 000BC2A8-00153757:/Home/Downloads/Text/August.TXT 00153758-0057828F:/Home/Downloads/Text/Bible.TXT 00578290-0057942C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Bryant.TXT 0057942D-005A5CDB:/Home/Downloads/Text/Carol.TXT 005A5CDC-005DDC81:/Home/Downloads/Text/Conrad.TXT 005DDC82-007BAB16:/Home/Downloads/Text/Copperfield.TXT 007BAB17-00865B95:/Home/Downloads/Text/Dante.TXT 00865B96-0099AB5B:/Home/Downloads/Text/Darwin.TXT 0099AB5C-009CACA8:/Home/Downloads/Text/Emily.TXT 009CACA9-00AC20EF:/Home/Downloads/Text/Expectations.TXT 00AC20F0-00B50F75:/Home/Downloads/Text/HuckFinn.TXT 00B50F76-00F7C9B5:/Home/Downloads/Text/JaneAusten.TXT 00F7C9B6-0105C5E9:/Home/Downloads/Text/Oliver.TXT 0105C5EA-010D1497:/Home/Downloads/Text/Paradise.TXT 010D1498-0111F938:/Home/Downloads/Text/Pilgrim.TXT 0111F939-011C7F4B:/Home/Downloads/Text/Plato.TXT 011C7F4C-012D7242:/Home/Downloads/Text/Poe.TXT 012D7243-0150A6FA:/Home/Downloads/Text/Quix.TXT 0150A6FB-01A40902:/Home/Downloads/Text/Shakespeare.TXT 01A40903-01AD1812:/Home/Downloads/Text/Swift.TXT 01AD1813-01BA0D47:/Home/Downloads/Text/Talmud.TXT 01BA0D48-01BACC5F:/Home/Downloads/Text/US.TXT 01BACC60-01C4C012:/Home/Downloads/Text/Walden.TXT 01C4C013-01F5FA1D:/Home/Downloads/Text/WarPeace.TXT 01F5FA1E-021829BC:/Home/Downloads/Text/Wealth.TXT 021829BD-021B6CD4:/Home/Downloads/Text/Wordsworth.TXT 021B6CD5-0225A0B1:/Home/Downloads/Text/Wuthering.TXT 0225A0B2-022FBD59:/Home/Downloads/Text/Yankee.TXT #define GBP_SHORT 0 #define GBP_MEDIUM 1 #define GBP_LONG 2 public U0 GodBooksPassage(U8 *files_find_mask,I64 len=512, I64 rand_i32=MIN_I64,I64 verbosity=GBP_SHORT) {//Make God pick a book passage. Holy Spirit Instructions CDirEntry *tempde=FilesFind(files_find_mask, FUF_RECURSE|FUF_JUST_FILES|FUF_JUST_TXT), *tempde1=tempde; I64 i=0; U8 *st,*st2=NULL; while (tempde) { st=FileRead(tempde->full_name); tempde->user_data=StrLen(st); if (verbosity==GBP_LONG) "%08X-",i; if (tempde->user_data>=len) i+=tempde->user_data+1-len; if (verbosity==GBP_LONG) "%08X:$LK,\"%s\",A=\"FI:%s\"$\n", i-1,tempde->full_name+2,tempde->full_name; Free(st); tempde=tempde->next; } if (rand_i32<0) rand_i32=GodBits(32); if (verbosity==GBP_LONG) '\n'; if (verbosity>=GBP_MEDIUM) "%08X*%08X",rand_i32,i; i*=rand_i32; if (verbosity>=GBP_MEDIUM) "=%08X.%08X\n",i.u32[1],i.u32[0]; i=i.u32[1]; tempde=tempde1; while (tempde) { if (!st2 && tempde->user_data>=len) { i-=tempde->user_data+1-len; if (i<0) { st=FileRead(tempde->full_name); st2=st+(tempde->user_data+1-len)+i; st2[len]=0; "%s\nGod says...\n$RED$%s$FG$\n",tempde->full_name,st2; Free(st); } } tempde=tempde->next; } DirTreeDel(tempde1); } NASA publishes lottery drawing numbers on their site every minute. I get a lottery ball number and use it to pick from 30 books. I use other lottery numbers for the page number in the book. You get equal value to what you offer. I will do a comic as an offering. ---- Moses Comic ---- (Set in the Numbers 11 part of the story.) Moses says, "We got word from Egypt. They said the Red Sea parting was not a miracle." God says, "I'm going to kill the rest of those fucken niggers." -------------------------- Now we go to the NASA website at 11:40 am. Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458758400 10734FEE*022FBD5A=0023F7F6.733ECFAC C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Bible.TXT God says... nd set them a statute and an ordinance in Shechem. 24:26 And Joshua wrote these words in the book of the law of God, and took a great stone, and set it up there under an oak, that was by the sanctuary of the LORD. 24:27 And Joshua said unto all the people, Behold, this stone shall be a witness unto us; for it hath heard all the words of the LORD which he spake unto us: it shall be therefore a witness unto you, lest ye deny your God. 24:28 So Joshua let the people depart, every man unto his inheritance. ----03/23/16 11:58:54----
TempleOS History There needs to be an internationally recognized and trusted random oracle website. They need the Secret Service and international election monitors at the host computer. Someone needs to make this site like Reddit, where people post offerings and the site generates random oracles. The offerings can be text. The critical feature is that the offerings cannot be edited to make changes, once the oracle has been consulted. There should be comments and up/down voting, like Reddit. It could have both public and private subreddits. The random oracles should be random passages picked from the Bible. God's favorite random number source is geiger counters, like HotBits. Random words could be picked from the Standard Unix Dictionary. A woman on the radio mentioned synchronizing databases. NASA publishes lottery drawing numbers on their site every minute. I get a lottery ball number and use it to pick from 30 books. I use other lottery numbers for the page number in the book. You get equal value to what you offer. I will do a comic as an offering. I publish a link to the NASA lottery result for the minute in question. I have to publish the right minute as the NASA website, so our clocks have to be synched. I thought you understood the whole point is a random oracle from God. God what do You think of texting and walking? What about praying and walking? I will go to NASA at 12:03 pm for the numbers. Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458759780 293875E5*022FBD5A=005A20C6.9BEE8382 C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Carol.TXT God says... this agreement. There are a few things that you can do with most Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works even without complying with the full terms of this agreement. See paragraph 1.C below. There are a lot of things you can do with Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works if you follow the terms of this agreement and help preserve free future access to Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works. See paragraph 1.E below. 1.C. The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation ("the Foundation" or PGLAF), owns ----03/23/16 12:17:12----
Oracle WebSite * Oracle in program, AfterEgypt, for tongues. * x86_64, ring-0-only, single-address-map (identity), multitasking kernel with multicore support. * Master/Slave MultiCore * Free, public domain, 100% open source. * 64-bit compiler/assembler for HolyC. Truly compiles, doesn't interpret. Just -in-Time and Ahead-of-Time compilation. With JIT, no need for object or exe files. * No 32-bit krufty code. * 640x480 16 color VGA graphics. * Keyboard & Mouse support. * ATA PIO Hard drives, support for FAT32 and RedSea file systems with file compression. * ATAPI PIO CD/DVD support with ISO9660 file system. Can make bootable ISO9660 ISO files so you can roll-your-own distro's. * Partitioning tool, installer, boot loaders for CD/DVD and hard disk. * Editor/Browser for a new Document Format. Source files and the command line window can have graphics, links, icons, trees, colors, super/sub scripts, margins. Everything is seamless through-out the tool chain. No need for separate resource files. * 8-bit ASCII, not just 7-bit. Supported in entire tool chain. <CTRL-ALT-a> * Graphics in source code, no resource files, graphic sprite editor. <CTRL-r> * 64-bit pointers. All memory, even more than 4 Gig, can be directly accessed by all tasks on all cores at all times. * Ring-0-only. Highest CPU privileged mode at all times. No off-limits insts. No time lost changing modes or address maps. Switches tasks in half a microsecond. * 2D/3D graphics library * Real-time fancy differential-equation solver for physics engines, to use in games. (Adaptive step-size Runge-Kutta, interpolated for real-time.) * Auto-completion, jump-to-source tool called AutoComplete with Dictionary. * Window Manager. Pan screen with <CTRL-LeftDrag>. Zoom screen on mouse cursor with <CTRL-ALT-z>/<CTRL-ALT-SHIFT-Z>. * File Manager, <CTRL-d>. * Code profiler, merge, diff utils. * PC Speaker support with many hymns. * Music composing tool. * Many games, demos and documentation. * All source code included. Only compiles with the included TempleOS compiler and assembler. TempleOS is a finshed and completed operating system. I use my own code to make my website. It has no networking, so I have to transfer to my webhost using Linux. God says... nevada Moses Is_that_so you_don't_say vermin meek smack_some_sense_into_you it_figures not_in_kansas_anymore fer_sure like_like Jedi_mind_trick birds rose_colored_glasses woot Oh_really freak I_can't_believe_it charged Moses one_small_step hang_in_there I'm_on_a_roll pow high_five drama later Hasta joyful so_let_it_be_done Oy Jesus ----03/23/16 12:27:11---- At least a thousand people have tried TempleoS, more like ten-thousand. Judging by google searches, a handful use it a lot. There are a couple 4Chan people who post praise for it as their favorite OS. When news of God talking and official Temple... that's D-Day. Some day, world news will report God's temple and God talking. That is D-Day. TempleOS was designed by an alien. ----03/23/16 12:35:34---- I have a talking space alien. I am Christopher Columbus. God says... Banach fisher's Boas's wronged compromised lawrencium unbends burliest rotunda's Neal Judd snoops Verdun outpourings swirls lustre's bacteriology's bloodbath organdie's peeve's Teutonic Igor's paganism's woodsmen screwdriver's buckskin's Kristopher's mantling amnesties Tanya item's milkweeds hosteler's consomm..'s identifiable truculent esteems pigeon's Jaguar's mutability neighing anthologist's Josie bolster Mahicans cubism's attenuation's Lorenzo defendant obligations bullhorns Ceres chauvinist pimento snuffbox redistributes DP's furnace's adulterate agency's almond conciseness epitomized tinged boiling resting anemones ----03/23/16 12:41:48---- The only thing that matters is God. Without God, the CIA crushes me and I am nothing. With God, I cruch the CIA. Intel is my bitch and I tell them what to do. God says... principal flywheels combine Lacey's stature cocoas Paraguay remunerations Potter Democritus Graciela littering uselessness goaltender wattles affidavit garote wiseacres jubilation schism abundance blights Delawareans Gwyn traded basements Mahican's Jim entomology's dissuading mansard's spray Fry harmonization's afford whined blackballing bespoke Beach complication cannabises Reinhold's Roumania's atrium lexical ----03/23/16 12:48:15---- I wrote an editor that supports 3D graphic sprites in source code. I wrote a compiler that supports 8-Bit and graphics in sourec code. I wrote a flight simulator and first person shooter. I am the best programmer on Earth, given divine intellect. God says... unpin attuning halos Teflons Teller thieving patrimony decisiveness chapt naughtily Branch consecration investigations Alissa oiling gavotte's cottage shoehorned bubble wedges torsos documentaries allergies minims teas bang's composition's brunt's coagulant theologians bipolar militarism sword's plusher Bartholdi disrupted ordnance's Cook Ramayana stomps suffocate mitosis unbeknownst movements ----03/23/16 13:06:05---- I give commands to Intel Corp when I need a change that makes God's temple more perfects and beautiful. Barney Fife has his head up his ass. He doesn't know what a random number is. Some day a white person will visit my prison. God says... Aline Janell's Chimera's discomfited masks asks patchworks Aurelio nibble's palefaces Clyde glucose's restore retinues Gatsby straightens incalculable subsidizing goad's sultans Arabian's brained cutesy initialled trench's Lhotse's dealership's sublime constancy imperfection grubbiness sty feminists Alabaman's thanking Mendeleev's lacking transportation's Karenina Imogene timing's borderlands Jacksonville's filler Lara's ambush's nodule's Thomistic yolk's binge's dignitary Leblanc ----03/23/16 13:14:55---- My source code document format allows links to local files. I made my own document format that is not ASCII for my source code. I'm tired of talking to Barney Fife. God says... vendetta's inspector's Hamlin celebrate lockups ascribes accidents creole's man Glenna splendid principle miser's tentacle's hypothermia Blake recharges magnetized Almaty wanderlust predominates Guiana's reptile insecurities tweak's jest befall Cartwright feathery alibis newsstand Mott Si teamwork interposes forging decrements cement's slogs verandahs rockiness Shepherd ----03/23/16 13:19:28----
TempleOS' Features Guidelines for Talking with God. How this random book pick was chosen. https:/beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1458764400 F92F2629*022FBD5A=0220D643.BD46AF6A C:/Home/Downloads/Text/Wuthering.TXT God says... rmation, he discovered, through some of the other servants, both her place of residence and the existence of the child. Still, he didn't molest her: for which forbearance she might thank his aversion, I suppose. He often asked about the infant, when he saw me; and on hearing its name, smiled grimly, and observed: 'They wish me to hate it too, do they?' 'I don't think they wish you to know anything about it,' I answered. 'But I'll have it,' he said, 'when I want it. They may reckon on that!' Fortunatel The nigger doesn't know that was a random number. Nigger walking around like a cow. God is perfectly just. God says... pincers Weaver's isotopic Ti seersucker's admiral Hewlett workshop's forbad Rasalhague Johnny's Europe contravening algorithms turtleneck Parisian's Cara's Maoism's Warren deliciously trusting Albany abutted yolk clay raucous atrium bailiwick's predominance barbarism's pointed pedestrianize obliquely Aguinaldo Schuyler criticized Anglicize subpoenaed precocity's cord's glorying plump's editorial's chicaneries transitively murderously buffoon