Beginner's Guide to Offerings and Oracles

Talk to God for 5 minutes as an offering, being witty and charming. Don't SPAM God. God's favorite thing on TV is soap operas. Genesis 4:1-13 4:1 And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD. 4:2 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground. 4:3 And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD. 4:4 And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering: 4:5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell. 4:6 And the LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen? 4:7 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him. 4:8 And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him. 4:9 And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper? 4:10 And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground. 4:11 And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand; 4:12 When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth. 4:13 And Cain said unto the LORD, My punishment is greater than I can bear. You can randomly open a physical Bible book as a random oracle. It will speak. Try a few times, if you fail. God said it is a covenant that you do offerings of love before enquiring of Him. He said it is a fair barter exchange. "Honest measures" apply between what you offer and the response you get.

Random Number Sources Websites that Work

God controls all random numbers. Proverbs 16:33 1) NIST Beacon 2) 3) 4) Random Password 5) Virtual Notary Random Number 6) ANU Quantum Random Number 7) HotBits

Bash Shell Script To Choose Random Words

#!/bin/bash #This prints ten random words. echo "$(shuf -n 10 /usr/share/dict/words --random-source=/dev/urandom | tr '\n' ' ')"