Oracle WebSite

There needs to be an internationally recognized and trusted random oracle website. They need the Secret Service and international election monitors at the host computer. Someone needs to make this site like Reddit, where people post offerings and the site generates random oracles. The offerings can be text. The critical feature is that the offerings cannot be edited to make changes, once the oracle has been consulted. There should be comments and up/down voting, like Reddit. It could have both public and private subreddits. The random oracles should be random passages picked from the Bible. God's favorite random number source is geiger counters, like HotBits. Random words could be picked from the Standard Unix Dictionary.